Right.
I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."

But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 8 Nov 2010, 4:22, 7 replies)

you were lucky

(greatoldone Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl f'tagn, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 9:27, closed)

My job
was to be run through with a pikestaff every morning. And my payment was the privelege of being run through with a pikestaff.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:11, closed)

In my day we didn't have peadophiles.
We 'ad t'buy our own sweets.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:37, closed)

Graves?
Luxury.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:26, closed)

We were lucky tha sees
We lived in't shoebox in't middle lane of t'M1 and we got to suck me mams dish cloth for breakfast. All t'other kids used to pick on me tha 'cause I were middle class.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 20:13, closed)

Back when I was little
my uncle would always make me clean the droids and never let me go to Tosche Station to pick up some power converterrrrrrrrrrrrrrs. Padawans these days have it so easy.
(The 2-Belo OH SHI--[Sound of impact][End of recording], Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:18, closed)

Had a Dad, Did You?
Bloody Snob!
(caescarna Hell's Roomba, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:33, closed)