Bizarre leaps of logicAmorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48)
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I once saw a man go into a shop to buy four candles(
Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:17,
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To be fair,I always assumed Corbett's character was mentally ill.
He wanted the handle for a gardening implement, an insulated electrical plug, tinned vegetables, a solitary letter for a sign, and a pair of gym shoes.
What kind of fucked up shopping list IS that?
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Barker was shopping, Corbett was the shopkeep.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:46,
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Yep, quite right...Slip of the mind. Regardless, the customer was quite clearly insane.
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There's a shop called four candles in Talgarth, Brecon(
emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:30,
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There was one in Maidstone, for a short while.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:56,
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One day someone came in and bought all four, they had to close after that :((
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:08,
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A wetherspoons in Oxford:
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we need to do thisGet together, open another pub in Oxford, call it The Fork Handles
Taxi drivers would love us for it
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This to winAnd we could employ David Jason to fall through the bar.
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There's a guy works down the chip shop swears at anyone who comes in asking for battered Elvis.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:08,
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What? Candles for forks?
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