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Amorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48)
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"Oh my god! You're just! So! Fucking! MALE! ARRRRGGGH!"
Closing argument my ex used in the concluding argument of our relationship.

I didn't know whether to apologise or thank her.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:14, 21 replies)
Typical woman.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:16, closed)
..to articulate like William Shatner..

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:18, closed)
I know about ellipsis, what are the two baseline dots signifying?

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:28, closed)
I was sorely tempted to pat her on the head and say something along the lines of 'There there.'
I do think she would have knifed me, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:21, closed)
Was this the only girl you've ever been out with?
b3ta.com/search/posts/49346?q=%22so+fucking+male%22
Just sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:28, closed)
there is a lot of it about.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:29, closed)
HA!
Fucking hell.
So ronery
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:30, closed)
No.
But it was a pretty awesome thing for her to say, and a story that bears repeating.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:35, closed)
How many times do you regale this to your mates in real life?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:38, closed)
Every ten days.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:50, closed)
YOU'RE SO FUCKING MALE!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:57, closed)
Fucking right I am, blud - don't forget that.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:58, closed)
lonely vagabond :'(

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:40, closed)
It's the life of the road.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:50, closed)
That's fucking awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 17:26, closed)
Lesbian

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:29, closed)

MALE! REPETITIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:25, closed)

And also repetitive.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:52, closed)
To say nothing of repetitive.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 17:07, closed)
Good point,
if a little repetitive.
(SlantedScience, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 1:19, closed)

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