IgnoranceI once was in a programming class where the task was "build a calculator". A student did one with buttons 1, 2, 3 all the way up to about 25 and then ran out of space on the screen. We've asked this before but liked it so much we're asking again: What's the best example of ignorance you've encountered?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:30)
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Some gems from my other halfHer: (apropos of nothing, while walking down the beach) "Do Reindeer exist?"
Me: "...Yes?"
Her: "Well... Do they fly?"
Me: "Yes".
Her: "Really?!"
Me: "NO! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT?"
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Some excerpts from games of 'twenty questions':
Her: "Mineral"
(I guess various things for twenty minutes or so before admitting defeat)
Her: "It was wool"
Me: "You think wool is a mineral?"*
Her: "Well actually it was underwear"
Me: "You don't have underwear made out of wool. You just don't".
Her: "Well, actually it was cotton. Cotton is a type of wool, right?"
Me: "..."
Her: "And wool is a mineral, so..."
Me: *dies of head/wall interface problems*
(I still tease her about her granite knickers)
She also managed to stump me with 'The planet Jupiter' which she insisted, point blank, came into the "vegetable" category.
*Smartarses who mention so-called mineral wool will be exsanguinated.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:05,
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I can only assume from this that she lets you do her up the wrong 'un or something.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:10,
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I love her reallyShe just doesn't always think before speaking. It's actually something I like about her...
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:48,
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What about steel wool?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:16,
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Comes from robot sheep, dunnit?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:21,
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So obviously it's a vegetable.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:22,
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Do androids dream of mineral knickers?(, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 0:17, closed)
What about cotton wool?(, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 20:04, closed)
Jupitor is a vegetable (
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 8:15,
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My mate loves to tell children that badgers don't exist.When they try to question the point he walks away after askings,"Well have you ever seen one?"
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:22,
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Asbestos wool was common.I question if anyones actually made underwear from it.
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