Blood In The Streets
Well, there could have been if I still lived in the UK. First time I've been threatened over the Internet since I stopped annoying the NRA.

Enjoy. A recent exchange between me and B3tas very own Tin-Foil Hat King.....


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Stick to the tin-foil."

little aggresive aren't we??

it's so easy from behind your keyboard
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 7 Aug, 08:34)

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@ re: little aggresive aren't we??
Oh fuck off...

Just stick me on ignore.
(Legless Internet Ninja - We Own The Net, Fri 8 Aug, 01:20)

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@ re: little aggresive aren't we??
pfffft


funny how everyone's really hard over the keyboard

tosser
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 8 Aug, 08:44)

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@ re: little aggresive aren't we??
And it's funny how the tinfoil-hat brigade think that they can intimidate someone over the Internet....

Now piss off back under your rock along with your conspiracy theories
(Legless Internet Ninja - We Own The Net, Fri 8 Aug, 09:15)


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re: little aggresive aren't we??
arf

ok enough talk - we can meet up and you can show me how hard you are in real life

how about that ?
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 8 Aug, 09:42)


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@ re: little aggresive aren't we??
Fine.

I'll be waiting outside Flinders Street Station, anytime you want.
(Legless Internet Ninja - We Own The Net, Fri 8 Aug, 09:46)


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@ re: little aggresive aren't we??
where in UK is that, chickenshit?
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 8 Aug, 09:47)

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@ re: little aggresive aren't we??
It's in Melbourne where I live you delusional fuckwit....
(Legless Internet Ninja - We Own The Net, Fri 8 Aug, 09:48)


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re: little aggresive aren't we??
funny how people that get aggresive and confrontational over the inernet make sure they're well out of reach

would have been nice to teach you some manners about abusing people that you are way out of your depth with

never mind

:)

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 8 Aug, 09:55

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@ re: little aggresive aren't we??
And, even if I was still in the UK, do you really think I'd meet up with someone from the Internet for a fight? This isn't the playground sonny.

Besides, meeting up with someone from the Internet who's demonstrably insane might be a bit unsafe. So far you've demonstrated that you're:

Delusional
Paranoid
Violent

So I think meeting up with someone like you might be a tad unwise. I'd probably end up with a knife in my throat or be greeted with a shotgun blast to the face.
(Legless Internet Ninja - We Own The Net, Fri 8 Aug, 09:53)

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re: little aggresive aren't we??
you ocnfronted me first sonny as I remember

like I said - it'd be very nice to teach you how manners work in the real world, not just from the safety of your keyboard

:)
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 8 Aug, 09:57,



Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:13, 28 replies)

I'm outside
Flinders Street Station right now! I'll fight ya!

I have to ask why you seem to be there 'any time you want'? Are you sitting out side with a little polystyrene cup and a little sign saying 'need airfare home' or something? :)
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:18, closed)

Why are 'hard men' always so damn sensitive?
You'd think that a proper tough guy would be able to laugh off some light mockery.

I've got my very own Internet Nemesis on TWTD.co.uk, although I'm not entirely convinced he's real.

Here's an example of his work.

quicktelltheinternet.blogspot.com/2008/07/internet-serious-business.html
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:19, closed)

Can’t we all just get along?

*group hugs*

*sings ‘We Are The World’*

*secretly wishes that it would kick off*

*bets tenner on Legless*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:28, closed)

I Don't Think
He likes me mocking his conspiracy theories. It makes the chip in his head, put there by aliens, overheat and turns him psychotic.

Either that, or he doesn't like being called a fuckwit - which is my insult of choice.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:28, closed)

I;ve got a nemesis
on Metafilter. I was a tiny bit snarky in one reply and I got a tirade of personal abuse.However, the snivelling little shit didnt quite expect me to uncover pretty much his entire life in 10 minutes via google, and Lexis Nexis. I mailed him back with the name of his kids, their birthdays, their address, the intimate details of his divorce, the name of his ex wife - her new boyfriend (plus some choice pictures comparing him to the new boyfriend and how she obviously upgraded after she got all his cash), his place of work, his mobile number, his address, his boss, his linked in profile with the names of numbers of all the people he ever worked for, his cell number (facebook!) and a precis of his hobbies and interests, with a time line of the last 6 months, oh and a link to a url to the google street picture of his front door. It was beautiful until i realised I had maybe, just maybe, got a little obsessed. But the whole thing took under an hour. He replied with "WTF!!" and never called back. I noticed a couple of weeks later he's taken a lot of info down where he can. I'm thinking of doing this as a business and present random strangers/people with dossiers of their life, all from collected info online. Its truly terrifying what you can find.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:34, closed)

Heh
I did that back in the days of alt.tasteless.

Some guy was spamming the hell out of the group so I tracked him down and posted his personal details, including address and telephone number, onto alt.tasteless. I also posted a load of telephone numbers for companies who delivered in his area.


He never bothered us again.
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:37, closed)

Doesn't it say on page 4 of the internet
'Remember, it's only words'?

Hard to imagine how riled some people get over some words, written by someone they're never likely to meet.

I tend to take an extremely cynical\sceptical view of any conspiracy\new world order nonsense - because I think it's all bollocks for want of a better word - but also because I like arguing with those who fall for it hook, line and sinker. I can still respect those people if they argue in a sensible fashion, and who seem open to the possibility that they're in the wrong.

I thought The Goat had come up with some articulate, well thought out responses to arguments before (Even if I did wildly disagree), but challenging people to internet fights just doesn't seem a good way of convincing people of your sanity, or general mental well being.
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:48, closed)

A plan
Use the ignore button.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:48, closed)

Never put internet mentals on ignore.
There's too much innocent amusement to be gained from winding them up.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:54, closed)

Brilliant!
I'll say it again - Brilliant!

My dads harder than yours by the way
(TheManofScience, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 11:03, closed)

Old school rules.
Scrap! Scrap! Scrap!
Ace!
(ice9, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 11:11, closed)

@ The man of science
Well, my cousin is so hard, he's in jail!
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 11:14, closed)

But we all take the piss out of The Goat and his delusional state.
So why did he pick on Legless?
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 11:29, closed)

heheh
As an admitted real life wuss - who would run rather than fight. I kinda find internet flame wars amusing. Mainly because its a war of words - in which I'm pretty good at winning due to my engrish being better than the typical idiot online.
I did enjoy these flame wars. When I was younger back in the IRC days. Plus I was armed with nuking ammunition too :)
You won't win a fight against the geek online :)
(Miggyman, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 11:31, closed)

Fuckwit???
Surely now that your an aussie your choice of insult should be slightly amended to fuckTARD???
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 11:44, closed)

Come on then!
I'll take on the fucking lot of you, you CUNTS Mwahahahaha!

Hang on a minute though my dinners ready...


"Coming Mum"
(wrigglesworth, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:06, closed)

I have run out of coke,
could you do me a favour and see wht you could find out about me over the internets, | am worried about what people could find about me
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 13:02, closed)

I had one of them in a chatroom once
I wonder if he turned up to the factory in Kent I convinced him I worked nights in ("I have your IP, I know where you are" "but how will you know me? Lots of people work here!" "With the training I've had, I'll know!" "But Kent is a big place, there's a lot of factories...." I was at home in Scotland)

Now I'm older, I never have internet arguments, I'm too fluffeh and I would be easy to track down having joined the myspack orgy (for there are true weirdos out there)....... but on the dopewars forum I was legendary for destroying trolls. Maybe it's time to revive my alter ego.......
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 13:45, closed)

IHROOC
Could you check me out too please?

I'll send good thoughts your way it terms of payment
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 16:44, closed)

The Goat?
Yeah, my tenner is on legless too, although I doubt this would be the first goat he's chinned.....
(Lord Blumpy is mildly off-topic on, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 18:37, closed)

Not that you need it
But if you want, I can coordinate with you and the twat to set up a time and place I can meet him/it and show him how the US Marines teach you to street fight. :)

I could even work on a Geordie accent! And call myself "Legless, USMC" when I meet him! :)

God, I really have some rage I need to work on. Anyone on here a therapist?
( Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:18, closed)

pfffft
firstly wow! a new low for Legless - posting personal messages - is there any bar low enough for this cnut to limbo under in the effort of self serving attention seeking? seriously well done he must be proud of himself, and he really thinks people give a toss?

I notice he seems to have edited out his very first post which sparked the whole exchange - or he forgot to mention the fact he'd been trolling my posts for some time now - I grew tired of this trolling arsehole and his constant dogging of my threads - shoot me. I have no problem which people constantly debating threads, trolling or even abuse - but I take exception with one particular poster who constantly combines the three

editing out the first exchange or his trolling and reason for the pms seems to be like editing out the small matter of Hilter deciding to take his army on a road trip to Poland in 39 when making a documentary about WW2 - and talking about how reactionary those nasty allies where

The whole thing sparked from my seemingly light hearted post - to which Legless replied (2nd from last reply) with all his usual subtlety of a fart at a eulogy

www.b3ta.com/questions/getrichquick/post215805
the legless post is second from end in the replies on teh above link

and from it I sent a pm asking him why he was so aggresive

and the following pms :

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And another thing. Most banks charge for every single transaction - at least they do on business accounts. So, rather than making money, you'd actually end up owing MILLIONS in bank charges.

So Mr Goat, once again, you've proven that you know next to fuck-all about anything....

Stick to the tin-foil.
(Legless Internet Ninja - We Own The Net, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:18,)


"So Mr Goat, once again, you've proven that you know next to fuck-all about anything....

Stick to the tin-foil."

little aggresive aren't we??

it's so easy from behind your keyboard"

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 7 Aug, 08:34)

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@ re: little aggresive aren't we??
Oh fuck off...

Just stick me on ignore.
(Legless Internet Ninja - We Own The Net, Fri 8 Aug, 01:20)

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@ re: little aggresive aren't we??
pfffft


funny how everyone's really hard over the keyboard

tosser
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 8 Aug, 08:44)

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@ re: little aggresive aren't we??
And it's funny how the tinfoil-hat brigade think that they can intimidate someone over the Internet....

Now piss off back under your rock along with your conspiracy theories
(Legless Internet Ninja - We Own The Net, Fri 8 Aug, 09:15)


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re: little aggresive aren't we??
arf

ok enough talk - we can meet up and you can show me how hard you are in real life

how about that ?
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 8 Aug, 09:42)


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@ re: little aggresive aren't we??
Fine.

I'll be waiting outside Flinders Street Station, anytime you want.
(Legless Internet Ninja - We Own The Net, Fri 8 Aug, 09:46)


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@ re: little aggresive aren't we??
where in UK is that, chickenshit?
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 8 Aug, 09:47)

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@ re: little aggresive aren't we??
It's in Melbourne where I live you delusional fuckwit....
(Legless Internet Ninja - We Own The Net, Fri 8 Aug, 09:48)


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re: little aggresive aren't we??
funny how people that get aggresive and confrontational over the inernet make sure they're well out of reach

would have been nice to teach you some manners about abusing people that you are way out of your depth with

never mind

:)

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 8 Aug, 09:55

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@ re: little aggresive aren't we??
And, even if I was still in the UK, do you really think I'd meet up with someone from the Internet for a fight? This isn't the playground sonny.

Besides, meeting up with someone from the Internet who's demonstrably insane might be a bit unsafe. So far you've demonstrated that you're:

Delusional
Paranoid
Violent

So I think meeting up with someone like you might be a tad unwise. I'd probably end up with a knife in my throat or be greeted with a shotgun blast to the face.
(Legless Internet Ninja - We Own The Net, Fri 8 Aug, 09:53)

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re: little aggresive aren't we??
you ocnfronted me first sonny as I remember

like I said - it'd be very nice to teach you how manners work in the real world, not just from the safety of your keyboard

:)
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 8 Aug, 09:57,

did my offer of having us meet up so you can act as aggressively as you have been with your constant trolling me over this site upset you?

tough

I have no problem which people constantly debating threads, trolling or even abuse - but I take exception with one particular poster who constantly combines the three

I did't threaten violence in anyway but I did offer to teach you manners - and give you the opportunity to meet and and behave the same way you do over the net, in person

if things got a bit too real for you - tough shit

deal with it


also on a serious note

Citadel maybe I've misinterpreted that post of yours but it looks like a threat? please pm me and elaborate, cheers
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:14, closed)

Dear Goat
Hush. You are making yourself look stupid. Please don't do that to yourself. And for the love of Mike, do not screw with Citadel. He's a Marine. Unless you're ex-SAS, you'll have to throw yourself on his not inconsiderable mercy.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:39, closed)

@ wrigglesworth
too bad we don't have a "best of replies" I'd click you -that's brilliant!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 6:40, closed)

dear TDub
if some attention seeking tosspot is going to splash my pms publicly and make allegations - I'd like the chance to put my side of the story

if that's ok with you?
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:03, closed)

Manners
It always strikes me as a bit perverse to think you can teach manners by hitting someone.
Call me old-fashioned but I think punching someone is the height of rudeness.

Good suggestion for QOTW - Who is your nemesis?
(Rich T has a clever and witty sig, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 13:36, closed)

^ ooh
My nemesis is "Vomit Girl" her wildly inaccurate aim and large vomit capacity make her a terrifying foe. Her super ability is to coat my bathroom is a thick sludge of half digested carrots and vodka *cries*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:20, closed)

@ TGB
Nemesis is different from alter ego ;P
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:38, closed)