Biggest opportunity I've blownNot Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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Some sort of empathy with you pal.i never prodygied but was top in everything including the high jump so I lazily settled back into barely succeeding for a long time.
Fucking dreadful waste, someone who deserved it should have had my I.Q.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 5 Apr 2014, 21:53,
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This is ridiculous.Why should you be obliged to try hard to 'succeed' just because you're born with a brain. Bit Brave New World, innit?
The only obligation you have is to be decent and not make things shitter for other people.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 6 Apr 2014, 9:44,
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Just out of curiosity..how do you think you're measuring up on that scale?
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I was I was in the office right now...Cuz I be officelollin.
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Hahahaha, working on a Sunday.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 6 Apr 2014, 14:36,
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That first 'was' was meant to be a 'wish'.Instead of making the sentence completely retarded :o(
Oh well.
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That is a fucking excellent way of looking at things. Ya big lug. I thought you had a reputation to maintain.
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You're FB-friends with him, surely you get more Gonzo than you could ever possibly wish for?(
Mr. Tea Dmedff, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:57,
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I want him in all my virtual orifices.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 18:31,
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The forgiveness i've craved all my life.Thanks dad.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 6 Apr 2014, 16:59,
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