Biggest opportunity I've blownNot Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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Free, promotional, relaunch copy came out last Sunday.It's gone all PC though so Lil Plum now speaks correct English.
Me heap disappointed me can tell um.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:38,
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My kids watchDennis the Menace and Gnasher on TV. What a load of bollocks that is.
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Having got a Dennis The Menace book for x-mas, a couple of years back,the cartoon might be terrible, but it's no worse than the comics.
My kids prefer Horrid Henry, anyway.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 12:23,
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Most cartoons are shit.The people behind CITV ought to be boiled alive
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 12:59,
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Captain Mack was hilarious but it wasn't a cartoon, just really silly and full of blatant innuendo.
But for inflicting Horrid Henry & Dennis the Menace on us...yes they should be boiled alive in a vat of diseased tramps piss
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I meant the books, but yeah I have no problem with you doing that(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:01,
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Check out Mr. la-di-dah-my-kids-are-literate!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 15:14,
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Softie Walter no longer has homosexual tendencies and habitsMinnie The Minx is no longer such an obvious lesbian
Billy Whizz has been renamed to avoid the drugs angle
Ball Boy gives half a page over every week to showcasing a football stitching factory in a third world country and highlighting the conditions of the workers there
Dennis's dad has been put away for using his slipper on a child and Dennis has been taken into care while his mum descends a spiral of alcoholism and prostitution
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 12:26,
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The Bash Street Kids now need to have a female teacher present in the classroom too after Toots made some allegations(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 12:35,
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being called Toots can't of helpedwere her sisters called Babe & Sweetcheeks?
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