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If you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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Duct Tape. A-whoo-oo. Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, etc.
Men (and unfortunate women too) if a long winter evening tempts you to try a bit of kinky sex and you are about to use that ever-handy duct tape as an impromptu gag, here is a tip:

As it is applied, compress your lips together. Hard.

Forget this tip, and when your snog-hungry partner rips that gag off, the following shall occur: a bodged up hair removal attempt on your upper lip PLUS a pair of chaffed lips torn forcibly off your very face.

A bodged waxing might be bearable, but let me be clear: also having your lips torn off is not. You will scream, you will convulse, you will knee your partner right in the claggies and you will spend the rest of the evening in chilly silence while you slowly bleed.

Just sayin'.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:47, 10 replies)
Try masking tape
or splash out on micropore tape.

Just saying, like.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:07, closed)
or a scarf

(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:18, closed)
Ties work well
and leave the lips intact
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:10, closed)
Just bludgeon them with a hammer
until the gag is no longer necessary.

(Sorry, thought this was the VIZ Top Tips section)
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:57, closed)
Splash out on micropore tape?
Bukkake for first aid fetishists.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:01, closed)
That's a very specialised market.

(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:28, closed)
You need to decrease the tackiness of said duck tape. Try sticking it on the cat and ripping it off. If you repeat this twice you have a strip of tape that will have just the right amount of stickyness yet be just forgiving enough for you to indulge in any amount of rape fantasies.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:23, closed)
And will smell of cat.

(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:56, closed)
AND you'll have that fetching 'clawed to ribbons' effect.

(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:30, closed)
Try gaffer tape?
Apparently it's designed to be removed easily and quickly and leave no residue.
Seriously though, thanks for the tip.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:54, closed)

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