As a necrophiliac, it is not really my body that disgusts me but some corpses are
in a proper state. Sometimes I cannot stay hard because of the smell.

A fellow necrophiliac likes to open up the thoracic cavity remove the organs and then they place starlings or sparrows or some such in the cavity. Sew the thoracic cavity back up, the birds beating their wings simulates a heart beat. Bit hard core for my liking.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 21:30, 25 replies)

That makes no sense, why would a necrophiliac want to simulate a heartbeat?
That's like a gay sticking tits and a wig on a bloke so he could pretend it was a woman.
Or a nonce glueing pubes on a child.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 22:44, closed)

Very strict definitions rarely work when trying to frame human sexuality, sex, perversions and
fetishism.

It's not all Missionary position with the lights out you know, you know. Nothing better than a small, entrenched, narrow viewpoint.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:11, closed)

Shark = jumped.
Not even the twang of an uncoiled spring. Sorry.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 22:53, closed)

It's the ones that sew a live baby inside that I don't trust.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 0:53, closed)

What The LOVELY 2 Can said.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:29, closed)

I said it was hard core.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:12, closed)

AND LIKE 2 CAN SAID, IT MAKES NO SENSE.
A necrophile wouldn't WANT to 'simulate a heartbeat'. Because the WHOLE attraction of fucking a corpse IS that SHE'S DEAD JIM.
Are you some sort of denty-brain?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:15, closed)

Here is some porn for you:
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/exquisite-corpse-poppy-z-brite/1100626348?ean=9780684836270

You're welcome.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:18, closed)

And put off by the smell? THIS is how you SHOULD be:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWuSZvQ9rMs
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:20, closed)

Better a denty brain than a patronising prick. Thanks for explaining what a necrophiliac is, I never
knew.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:11, closed)

Yeah, you made that pretty obvious.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:21, closed)

And also for assuming that a man would only fuck a dead woman. You sanctimonious hetero.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:12, closed)

Shut up Jeffrey you massive slobbering gaymo.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:20, closed)

meme - stunning
you dreary gaydar reject.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:19, closed)

Hahahah yeah.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 12 Jul 2013, 16:36, closed)

Four and twenty blackbirds
for a more poetic effect.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:05, closed)

Ah, it is the poetry that excites you. Very well, it is four and twenty blackbirds that you shall have.
And tits and a shag.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:14, closed)

dead girls can't say no

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:07, closed)

Not even ghost girls?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:12, closed)

Girls - yuk.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:15, closed)

It has to be roadkill, eh?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:21, closed)

what

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:09, closed)

The love that cannot squeak its name

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:13, closed)

How do they catch the starlings?
They're quick little buggers
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:09, closed)

Kill 'em.
Then you'll have to cut them open and put something smaller inside before using them.

Hang on, is this how the idea for russian dolls came about?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 16:03, closed)