Extra clean...
First post after much lurking, so please be gentle and use the vaseline...

I recall one unfortunate showering incident where I had finished, stepped out and dried off. Then I stepped back in and started showering again, only realising my brainfart as I was half way through my second shower.

Still, at least I was extra clean and shiny

tl;dr. Idiot forgets he's just had a shower and immediately has another.
(monkeylover, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:26, 17 replies)

you'll never wash away the guilt

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:38, closed)

you'll never wash away the shame

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:41, closed)

What about if I use caustic soda and a wire brush?

(monkeylover, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:44, closed)

That's the spirit!
I think you'll fit right in here.
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:11, closed)

you'll never wash away the blood

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:46, closed)

you will
you'll just always think that you haven't.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:55, closed)

You'll never wash away through granite.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:16, closed)

you'll never wash upon a star

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:49, closed)

You'll never wash alone.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 19:45, closed)

you'll never wash the Forth Bridge

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:01, closed)

you'll never wash that man right out of your hair

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 20:58, closed)

And seeeeeeeeeeeend him on his waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:23, closed)

you'll never wash your face in my sink

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:29, closed)

You'll never wash a better bit o' butter on your knife.

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 1:05, closed)

You'll never wash some porn
then wake up to find a cup of tea next to your bed.
(username failed moderation, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:48, closed)

you'll never wash out, Beadle's about
because he's dead.
(square go, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:34, closed)

you'll never is a place on earth
they say in never, love comes first
we'll make never a place on earth
you'll never is a place on earth
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:05, closed)