i broke up with a girl via text once.
does that make me a bad person?
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:31, 26 replies)

Easy now.
We haven't established that you're a person yet.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:40, closed)

ok a bad.... erm....
thing?
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:57, closed)

BAD DOG.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 19:32, closed)

Phil Collins divorced his wife by fax.
So basically, you're almost as much of a cunt as Phil Collins. I hope you realise just how serious this is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:56, closed)

well i'd only been seeing her for 3 months...
any longer and I'd have written to her...
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:57, closed)

^ classic Phil Collins ^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:09, closed)

Is there something in the air?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 18:03, closed)

oh Lord that's poor edj.
Also inaccurate. You're mixing up the Colmeister with the equally shite Thunderclap Newman here
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 18:13, closed)

I know it's "in the air tonight" but that wouldn't work.
Also Thundreclap's riff was plenty good enough for Elton John to rip off in Bender and the Jets.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 19:30, closed)

I wouldn't know, edj.
I'm not 'one of you lot'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:53, closed)

Well, I suppose you can't hurry love.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 18:18, closed)

*applause*

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:42, closed)

she should have sue sue sued ya

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 18:04, closed)

Oh oh.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 18:18, closed)

fucking hell
:((((((((((((((((((((((((
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:00, closed)

YES!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:04, closed)

Excellent work.

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:25, closed)

Litigate! Litigate! Dance to the music!

(Shimrod, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:14, closed)

*more applause*

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:42, closed)

Applausing here.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:20, closed)

I broke up with a girl via text once.
Let that be a lesson to you all. Always make sure you lock your phone. I did hand it into the police as found eventually though.
( Muns, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:01, closed)

wait until you've heard Both Sides Of The Story
this was not just Another Day in Paradise
I thought if I Hang In Long Enough our Two Hearts
would be Welcome to each other.
'You'll Be In My Heart' she said
'This Must Be Love,' thought I...
'surely I Can't Stop Loving You...'
But I Missed Again.
'Doesn't Anybody Stay Together Anymore?' she said.
'Do You Remember?' I replied,
she didn't.
'Take Me Home' she pleaded.
but Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now) I didn't.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:17, closed)

The Genesis of this story shouldn't be taken at Face Value.

(Shimrod, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:23, closed)

hahaha! good one...
...But Seriously
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:26, closed)

Apparently not as bad as I am.
I got someone so UPSET ON THE INTERNET that it resulted in thread deletion. Trufax.
(Shimrod, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:21, closed)

a whole thread?
that's pretty serious stuff.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:24, closed)