Linked Peas, and a knocking of the knees.
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In more recent news Best Beloved has been looking admiringly at herself in the mirror over the last few weeks.
Dear girl started at what I considered a pert and perky 34c. Shapely and snugglesome with just a hint of the naughtiness and a tendancy to smuggle peanuts on a cold day.
The lass herself however considered them "far too small" and frequently compared herself unfavourably to some our chums, at least one of whom appears to have been gruesomely shot in the back with a pair of zepplins.

All that changed a month or so back, she's grinning like a ninny as various dread hormonal processes have ballooned her cleavage up to a dress distorting 36dd with no sign of stopping. 36dd of increadibly firm boobage with nipples so sensitive that she squirms and turns pink if I glare at them sufficiently hard.

Nine months from now there's going to be someone sucking on them almost 24/7.

Might even be me.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:31, 11 replies)

Congratulations!

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:36, closed)

Yay
Many thanks.

(fx of quaking in boots)
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Tue 11 May 2010, 16:10, closed)

Yes, congratulations-
But if they've grown that much now, just wait till she drops! They'll be mahoosive. And get all thoughts of you having any fun with them out of your mind now. That sensitivity? That gets worse too. Sorry dude.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Tue 11 May 2010, 16:00, closed)

Interesting times.
Byu that point I suspect I'll barely be able to get into the room with them, and I'll be able to make the dear girl go weak at the knees by standing in the next county and coughing gently.

We're already looking into the mechanics of keeping ourselves (coff) active right up until such things are medically contraindicated...
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Tue 11 May 2010, 16:10, closed)

That bit's not too bad. You can go with it all the way to the end.
Enjoy it while it lasts!
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Tue 11 May 2010, 16:12, closed)

About 6 hours before our daughter was born...
... suggests that it's not too difficult to achieve if you are even slightly adaptable (yes it was a short labour).

Congratulations. You are in for a interesting few decades months.

My wife also went up something like 4 sizes but they were sufficiently uncomfortable/like a bag of rocks that some of that effect was a little wasted. Nonetheless, enjoy while you can, in every sense.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 11 May 2010, 18:51, closed)

I concur
MrsScars announced halfway through Week 38 that she was bored with being pregnant, and would I do something about it? After much prostaglandin injecting, she said she thought more effort was called for. Off to the local pissoir/council swimming pool, 30 lengths.

Nope, let's try spicy food. Cue jalapeno frenzy down the local Tex Mex, with lots of tequila for me.

That worked. Pity I was still drunk when her waters broke, and she had to drive us both to the matty unit sitting on a pillow.

/back on topic: they went from 34AA to 36 C.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:29, closed)

Hmmm
Best not to tell people you enjoyed spluffing all over your baby daughter when she was very, very young. Just saying.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 12 May 2010, 11:16, closed)

This is why I added
the clarification that my wife was not, at that point, yet in labour. There was no "wet the baby's head" involved.

Although I do accept that you point is a valid one.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:48, closed)

Yeah, and then they'll sag below her knees.
Brilliant.

Cool story bro.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 11 May 2010, 16:06, closed)

I have a cunning plan
Which is basically to stand behind her and hold them up.

One man, alone against the forces of gravity...
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Tue 11 May 2010, 16:07, closed)

Hmm i like it
You will be like the Greek god Atlas but double the load.

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(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 11 May 2010, 17:38, closed)

Bring it on...
(I could 'ave im...)
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Tue 11 May 2010, 18:38, closed)

Haha!!

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:41, closed)