One of my wife's friends
is one of those people who things happen to. She constantly has these crazy stories that she hardly things worth commenting on; she assumes everyone's lives must be like hers.
Recently she told me that she was on a train from Chicago to Los Angeles. She was having a drink in the bar carriage (or whatever its called) and she could hear a group of blokes rating women marks out of 10. She turned around, hoping that the loudest most anoying one would be really ugly. Unfortunately he wasn't.
He was young, and was on his way to Los Angeles for a casting. He was a bit drunk and was trying endlessly to chat up my friend. She was literally double his age though, and told him to give up 'cos he was a child. When he found out that she had a compartment on the train all to herself, he asked if he could share with her, because he was sharing with three other boys and "wouldn't be able to get any sleep".
He promised that he "wouldn't do anything weird" and she reluctantly agreed. He took the bottom bunk.
The reason this fits in with the qotw is that he wasn't entirely true to his word as, as soon as he thought she had fallen asleep, he masturbated furiously for the best part of 3 hours, the bunk squeaking, while my friend lay there dejectedly staring at the ceiling.
When she got home she googled him and realised why he looked familiar. I'm not saying who he was, but he was off Neighbours and wasn't Harold Bishop.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 23:22, 11 replies)

There was a Bishop present though
getting bashed
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 9:24, closed)

^Damn you "beat" me to it^ ;)
Jason Donavon quite obviously - AICMFP
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 9:31, closed)

!
Yes, Jason Donovan, which would make my wife's friend's age about 80.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:49, closed)

O.k so it's not JD then hmmm
I give up don't know any of the new fresh faced wanabees.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:20, closed)

Was it Bouncer?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 9:56, closed)

Must be Brad.
He's a total spunk.
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:58, closed)

Jesse Spencer?

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:42, closed)

I love Neighbours
Oh who was it?? Ringo has only just left so maybe it was him? Zeke is leaving soon, so it could be him? Oh it was Kyle? He has just been in The Pacific. It was him wasn't it? TELL! I won't say anything. I PROMISE.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:47, closed)

fucking hell dude
you know way too much about Neighbours.
( bland is bland, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:34, closed)

It's only polite to take an interest in neighbours.
I usually use night vision goggles.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:36, closed)

by the appendage of the FSM
please let it be Toadfish Rebecci
(Atomised teabagged your mum on, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 0:44, closed)