I promised her...
That I would never watch porn and mastubate when she's away...

It didn't last very long.
(WhataYob, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:16, 15 replies)

When you say away?
Do you mean "everytime you're home alone, even if she's just nipped out for some milk"?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:30, closed)

Or when she's on the loo

(Nanny Pat vote for me, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:38, closed)

Both the promise
and the result
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:32, closed)

so
doing either one of those is fine then, just not both together!
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:09, closed)

mastubate (sic)
is when you do it in the bath. Probably with a laptop perched on the toilet seat
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:16, closed)

Did she promise the same?
(Robotnik, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:29, closed)

POIDH

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:42, closed)

?!
er, a) why the hell would you promise that ?
and b) is that something she asked you to promise? if so, leave now
(AndySpanners not working too hard on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 13:24, closed)

It's simple...
...if she hadn't wanted you to watch porn and masturbate, she wouldn't have gone anywhere. Or put her clothes on. Or taken your man bits out of her lady bits. AT ALL.

Reading this makes me appreciate my girlfriend all the more. Not only does she sort my needs outwith enthusiasm and skill, she actively encourages me to sort myself out when she can't be there. Plus, she works behind the bar in a nude-lapdancing club, and when I go I get free drinks and am encouraged to watch the strippers. True dat.
(rampants, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 13:28, closed)

Do you drive a Honda Accord? ;)

( JebediahSpringfield, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:59, closed)

No
She does
(Nanny Pat vote for me, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:04, closed)

I'm jealous...but I still love mine nontheless
Problem is...when she finds out she gets into huge strips and refuses to talk to me for ages. She says it's 'getting off to other girls' which isn't strictly true. Any ideas on how I can persuade her to be ok with it? I've triesd explaining that all guys do it and pretty much all other girls understand and don't care why. She didn't really see my point of view though...
(WhataYob, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:18, closed)

Get out, while you still can..

(anvil, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:19, closed)

did she make you promise you wouldnt shag her mum? no? do that instead then and thus maintain your integrity.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:39, closed)

WTH?
Why would you be with someone that would ask for that promise? (unless, of course, this is her/your kink.)
(ladydyani, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:33, closed)