This is the official Miseries Oblivious Group Therapy thread.
Please keep all your incessant self-pity here and avoid soiling the other threads. Thanks.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:16, 48 replies)

Ah no,
I clicked the wrong button. I was about to message you about it, but got interrupted.
( chthonic, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:19, closed)

Terrible bullying.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:41, closed)

Just give me your lunch money
and we'll say no more about it
( chthonic, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:53, closed)

I get free lunches.
:(
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:55, closed)

Whilst there has always been some stigma unjustly attached to this, you're more than forty years old now, and it's time to let that :( go.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 23:39, closed)

( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:32, closed)

16 minutes. A new TTT record.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:06, closed)

Put it in your list, Walter.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:09, closed)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 19:15, closed)

"This just in: man tells slightly embellished story on internet."


EDIT: being less highbrow than you, I was thinking of a different Walter.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 23:43, closed)

Woodside is going to be well jelly when he finds out I've stolen my puppy back.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:10, closed)

Oh, puppies again, is it? Righto. Consider me zinged.

Steve McDonald.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:13, closed)

You're welcome to him.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 23:27, closed)

You touched him last.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:52, closed)

what is this 'TTT' thing?
I've seen Misery McOKCupidwife use it before on here a couple of times.
I'm clearly not up on the modern lingo
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:38, closed)

Trolling the trolls.
When one of The Misery Crew makes a whining tit of himself then takes the Legless defence and claims it was all a joke and they were just trolling. It's terribly dignified and not at all tragicatastrophic.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:14, closed)

Aha, that makes sense.
You're very helpful.


cheers.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 19:05, closed)

It's nice to know you guys are thinking about me when I'm not there.
Gives me a warm, fuzzy sensation.

In my pants.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 4 Jul 2013, 22:44, closed)

please do not confuse a general passing comment about something you (and others) have made reference to on a comedy forum
for a 'beaker alarm' summoning you to attend. It really isn't necessary
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 22:47, closed)

Getting warmer....
But strangely enough not fuzzier.
Hmm.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 4 Jul 2013, 22:53, closed)

It isn't accompanied by a damp feeling is it?

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 15:24, closed)

See?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 7:16, closed)

Haha. Yeah. Self awareness. That's gonna happen.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 9:08, closed)

To be honest, it's rather annoying to come across spoilers for the book I'm currently reading,
on a message board that's ostensibly about something totally unrelated, but, please, do try to retain some sense of proportion, Doc.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:10, closed)

I can pretend I'm sorry if you like?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:15, closed)

My legal team advises that that may undermine my claim for compensation.
I would accept an offer to kiss it all better, however.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:17, closed)

I can totes do that.
Although I might accidentally whisper what happens to Sansa as our dry lips part.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:26, closed)

You truly are the Edward Snowden of shit books about wizards.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 23:20, closed)

How dare you insult my taste in literature!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:13, closed)

( Wanderer, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 7:20, closed)

Brass balls?
Or brasscock (something like glasscock but for /qotw)?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:12, closed)

The Golden Dick Award.
In this case for him it's full scale, or so I've been told.
( Wanderer, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:35, closed)

Oh look.
You've learnt to change the original post to make you not look like a dickhead rather than delete it.
Well done you.

The original post was shambo complaining about how his game of thrones post for the "spoilers" question got deleted.

Cause he's got so much original input to give to this site.

*Genuine shaking of my head*
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:29, closed)

Given that this thread started with a forty-something adult baby throwing all his toys from the pram because his hilarious spoilers got deleted again (now edited, of course), it's probably best if you avoid accusations of self-pity.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:50, closed)

How long do you think it will be before he deletes the entire thing?

( Wanderer, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:39, closed)

Three or four days, typically.
It depends how often I check back and how funny the whining is.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:57, closed)

That's easy - you check back every few minutes, and you've already deleted the best whine of all, where you were crying tears of impotent rage because your tedious fuckwittery got removed again.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 13:28, closed)

This is going swimmingly.
Just replying here to keep you kids occupied.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:56, closed)

Top showing of cool
indifference. Right here.

Because you're completely unaffected by what's been said here.

Otherwise you'd have edited the original post so you didn't look like such a dickhead, right?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 13:00, closed)

Isn't this the Legless gambit already?

(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:17, closed)

Pretty much.
Works though. Percentage of Club Gloomy posts this week that are in this thread: 100

You can thank me later.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:51, closed)

Uh huh.
Nice try, Grasshopper.
( Wanderer, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:54, closed)

Sorry. I don't know you.
Are you admitting membership of Club Dreary? Or applying for it?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:04, closed)

He is a Type 1 - mixed with a dash of Type 2, and rounded off with a hint of Types 10 and 11.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:52, closed)

Didn't take him long, did it?

( Wanderer, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:53, closed)

Ted Suicide McGloomy
reporting for duty Sah
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 15:26, closed)