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rob, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:48)
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Removing the "Im not a robot bullshit"For subscribers over a certain dollar value?
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 12 Jan 2017, 6:11,
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Merriest of Chrimblepops to BAFRKRUxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 25 Dec 2016, 12:26,
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a plastic arsehole, with a duck sticking out of it(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 22:40,
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/calendar needs a way to handle recurring events.Annual manolith appreciation day is in danger of dying out if I'm to be expected to remember to add it to the calendar each year.
Won't somebody think of manolith?!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 8:08,
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A breathalyser on the 'post this message' button please(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 27 Aug 2016, 15:50,
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Please make the site more susceptible to XSS (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 27 Aug 2016, 2:04,
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Remove the Twitter link for fucks sakeWhat is the point of it.
You fucking lesbian
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 27 Aug 2016, 2:03,
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Stuff on the FP gets archived after one week, preventing any further replies, swapping goatse photos in, etc. Is this new?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 22:38,
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latest was 9 years ago)
Unban mongychops.He's the only one capable of sorting out this mess.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:49,
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9 years ago)
Can we have a special button that pushes pricks down the board please?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 21:31,
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The talk page is bollocksed under chrome/android, unless it's just on mine. When you refresh it lays half the page out then about 40 seconds later moves everything around, so if you press 'reply' on a post you end up ignoring someone 7 or 8 lines up.The other boards seem alright and load much faster.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 20:41,
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Totally pushing that prick down the board sounds likeit might result in splinters.
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Totally pushing that prick down the board(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 31 May 2016, 20:39,
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9 years ago)
Totally pushing that prick down the board(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 May 2016, 18:23,
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Remove "Fun" from the "Fun Shit" button on the homepage before Trading Standards prosecute. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 May 2016, 21:21,
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i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
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$imon $quibb ✅, Tue 10 May 2016, 9:55,
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Hi, there's a problem with gazzes. After you send more than 10,000 it starts deleting the older ones without asking. Would be great if you can fix this. Cheers(, Mon 4 Apr 2016, 0:14, Reply)
/links really should be closed downand the identities of the regular users should be presented to the police
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Mar 2016, 16:33,
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Richard mcbeef to be Question Of The Week mod.Nobody else wants to do it, and the super secret mystery mod is a slacker.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Mar 2016, 13:54,
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9 years ago)
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