Whenever I'm in a hotel...
...with one of those free 'Gideons book of superstitious nonsense for frightened children', I open it to a random page and put the bookmark in.
Why?
I like the idea that some god-bothering nincompoop will open it at the marked page in the hope of getting a 'message from the divine'.
Whereas, in actual fact, it's just random shite - via me.

P.s. I also have an shed.
(minimalist ..., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:41, 6 replies)

You are doing the Lord's work,
as He ensures that you always bookmark the exact page that the next lost soul needs.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:03, closed)

That thought had occurred to me...
...so I obscure a random passage with a shit-smear.

Just kidding.

What?
(minimalist ..., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:46, closed)

Coward.
Real men deface the Quran.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:12, closed)

I used mine to clear up beer and pork scratchings.
Does that count?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:21, closed)

I'm a big fan of signing the first page

"All the best, Jesus x"
(Ollie Harvey raped my grandad was fingered by an elephant on.., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:22, closed)

^^ This
Me too...
( snee held his breath since, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:03, closed)