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Repent ye sinners - Tell us about a dreadful thing you've done that means you'll burn in hell.

(, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:02)
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Back in another life I was a Slaughterman for a deer processing plant.
I got board one night and worked out how many deer I had shot in the head over my tenure as a shooter.
It came to 100000 ish give or take a few thousand.
Least I wont be lonely in hell.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 2:11, 8 replies)

Some animals are too tasty to live.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 7:48, closed)
Have a beer, that'll make it better.
I know it's a shitty ad - but I'm imagining the thousands of accusing deer-stares you'll be copping.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:10, closed)
I have the utmost respect for the power of a deer.
I had a tiny hind kick me in the head three or four times over the space of less than a second. Knocked me on my ass.
So pretty but so dangerous.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 6:00, closed)
The only thing I can say.
Deer Deer.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:38, closed)
I read that as you thinking about shooting deer while you have a boner.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:41, closed)
That is absolutley true
I also get a bit of stiffy when counting money.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 1:07, closed)
My other job title was a boner.
A fill in when some one was off or crook.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 5:58, closed)

What kind of board? Mortar, plaster, black, white, surf, skate, snake, chopping, drawing, message, bulletin, score, of directors, diving, clip, cup, notice, game(chess, monopoly, etc.), chip, hard, card, or ironing?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:49, closed)

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