Repost kind of
Back in another life I was a Slaughterman for a deer processing plant.
I got board one night and worked out how many deer I had shot in the head over my tenure as a shooter.
It came to 100000 ish give or take a few thousand.
Least I wont be lonely in hell.
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 2:11, 8 replies)

Some animals are too tasty to live.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 7:48, closed)

Have a beer, that'll make it better.
I know it's a shitty ad - but I'm imagining the thousands of accusing deer-stares you'll be copping.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:10, closed)

I have the utmost respect for the power of a deer.
I had a tiny hind kick me in the head three or four times over the space of less than a second. Knocked me on my ass.
So pretty but so dangerous.
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 6:00, closed)

The only thing I can say.
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(speedevil, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:38, closed)

I read that as you thinking about shooting deer while you have a boner.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:41, closed)

That is absolutley true
I also get a bit of stiffy when counting money.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 1:07, closed)

My other job title was a boner.
A fill in when some one was off or crook.
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 5:58, closed)

What kind of board? Mortar, plaster, black, white, surf, skate, snake, chopping, drawing, message, bulletin, score, of directors, diving, clip, cup, notice, game(chess, monopoly, etc.), chip, hard, card, or ironing?
(MayorBoris, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:49, closed)