alright alright
I may have embellished the story a little.

it was probably only like 2 seconds - but I wiped my finger on her t-shirt!

All stories need a bit of 'spicing up' I'm sure Harry Potters scar was not lightning shaped - like all scars it probably looked like an angry vag, but then that's not as cool!
(Clit Ninja is having a white space party!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:25, 3 replies)

Everyone knows that sexual assault doesn't count
if you're quick.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:51, closed)

its not rape
If you shout surprise first.
everyone knows that
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:37, closed)

Not sure this one needed spicing
up.

It is what it is. As you so illiterately put it yourself, it's a rape story.

I'm not sure it's true, but then I'm not sure what's worse - if it is true you're a sex offender, if it's not true you're just fucking wierd.
(username failed moderation, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:51, closed)

Of course.
Everyone knows that it's not rape if you digitally molest a young, drunk nearly comatose girl for a loooooong time.

I call bullshit anyway - any chav/bogan/redneck boy worth his salt would know to leave the evidence on his fingers to brag about to his mates later.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:06, closed)