Not actually me, but I was talking to my mate "Chaz"...
Apparently he once "finished off" with a brief, almost repressed thought about someone we know.
A few weeks later it came up randomly in a conversation I had with her that she was creeped out by the thought of being fantasized over by others.
He gonn' fry like chicken tonight.
PS- Will think of something about myself later.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:23, 3 replies)

Weakest sinner ever.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:43, closed)

Pshaw!
"My mate dun a wank" is the best story I've seen, this week.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:47, closed)

I once thought about a person I knew whilst masturbating and the guilt was so fierce and profound that I had to kill her and her family and everybody who had ever met her.
It was the only way to appease The Almighty Baby Jesus.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:23, closed)

The headmistress?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:38, closed)

You telling her is worse than him wanking about her,

( Zuowan, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:49, closed)