Annoying words and phrasesMarketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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Very sore pointWhy do companies selling office tat, or piss poor attempts at "Services" always want to put the word "Solutions" into the corporate name or logo.
Unless you are selling a specified amount of one thing dissolved in something else, you are not selling solutions!
Length? Been going on far too long!
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errrmm...isn't a solution also the act of solving a problem?
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:15,
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Single word in more than one meaning shockerooney!(
whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:16,
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BecauseDragons Den made it cool
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Seen the opposite effect from thisA company using the world "solutions" in a way that makes it sound less exciting than it really is. The company which helps keep the pigeons down in Trafalgar Square describes itself as "avian management solutions". They do it with hawks. They're falconers, and should have the pride to describe themselves as such
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Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:52,
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