Out of context.
Some of the out of context sayings that piss me off.

"I LITERALLY died!"

I wish this person was put in a coffin. Alive.

"I OFFICIALLY feel hungover."

So you got a government official to come round to your house to go through some fucking government hangover checklist to deduce that you did indeed drink yourself into a hungover state? Fuck off you cunt.
(TexasPete enjoyed being sexually molested by your Father on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:41, 6 replies)

Misuse of literally bugs the shit out of me
Driving back from Glasto one year, there was a crash between a lorry and a bus on the A303 so we were stuck in a jam for what seemed like days. The same BBC local radio-middle-of-fucking-nowhere news came on every hour to tell us about a couple who had "literally discovered a new world beneath their garden". Turns out they had literally discovered a new room beneath their garden, or to be more precise, an old air raid shelter. For fuck's sake.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:47, closed)

They were certified by the office of hungover cunts who don't deserve tongues
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(teebie jeebie, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:55, closed)

My wife does this
and I pick up on it and tease her until she beats me again. "What? Literally? You literally froze to death? Wow! How are you still moving? Some sort of reanimation of your undead body?"
( Peej, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:58, closed)

Ha, this.

( Bob Todd whee, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:59, closed)

and then
you don't get gobbles for a long time
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:12, closed)

"I was literally shitting myself"
That's my favourite
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:22, closed)