My girlfriend
says, every bloody time I might add, 'Pacific' when she means 'specific'. Also, be it wood stain, gloss, creosote or varnish it's all 'paint' to her. 'Chimbly' instead of 'chimney', that one irritates me too.

Oh, and while not a phrase or word I LOATHE it when ANYONE does that thing wher they put an inflection on the end of a sentence when even if they're not asking a question!
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:13, 10 replies)

I really know what you mean?

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:19, closed)

GAAAAAAHHHHH!
Murder, death, kill. Murder, death, kill. Murder, death, kill.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:27, closed)

I love that film. I shall take it to work tonight and watch it while whiling away the night shift.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:59, closed)

I had a COLLEGE TEACHER
who said 'pacficic' because '[specific] is too hard to say'. She also said 'privivation' instead of 'privation' and maintained that this was somehow less complicated.
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:26, closed)

Ahh, the trials and tribulations of paedophilia

(TheColonel, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:36, closed)

tea, meet keyboard

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:36, closed)

I want to say something witty,
but, this, this just wins everything. I've been chuckling to myself for several minutes before typing this. Occasionally haking my head but mostly laughing. You, sir, are a genius.

Also, I am not a paedophile, my girlfriend is 28. Years old, not months before anyone asks.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:41, closed)

Argh, the statement-as-question!
I've been seeing this in writing a lot more lately than I recall seeing before, and I do not like it one bit.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:02, closed)

Just had a few meetings down in London
And there was a sales training cunt on the tube loudly talking himself up to his group of minions in a broad Yorkshire accent... bad enough in itself however he had rising inflection syndrome.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:59, closed)

Mine doesn't know the difference between
eligible and illegible. She's always saying how at work she is illegible to go on a course.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:04, closed)