Reprise on the "4" theme.
There's a post down there about the misuse of the figure "4" to stand for "for". It's a horrible trend.

But I've seen worse. In Stoke, there's a cheap'n'nasty cosmetics shop called "Parfums 4 Vous". It's possibly the most imbecilic thing in England.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:38, 11 replies)

Click for the misfortune of having been in Stoke
(bigjonnydynamite, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:46, closed)

Pity me.
I have to go back there in a couple of weeks.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:47, closed)

If it's in Sturrk, I'm not surprised in the slightest.
What an odd bunch.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:50, closed)

How odd.
You spell "Stoke" as if with a Hull accent. Surely it ought to be Stowke? (Or, to be more accurate, "Up 'Anley, duck".)
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:08, closed)

instead of the "4"
maybe they should have used a little symbol of some pouring liquid....
(greatoldone Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl f'tagn, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:57, closed)

instead of the "4"
maybe they should have got cunted in the fuck...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:08, closed)

Parfums quatre vous?
Je ne comprends pas.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:56, closed)

Exactement.
Ou, si vous preferez, "Flavours four you". Ca fait mal, aussi.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:05, closed)

Aw, you beat me to it.

( Bob Todd whee, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:20, closed)

Vraiment.

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:09, closed)

Stella Artois Quatre, s'il vous plâit...

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:47, closed)