Waiters and waitress...
Hey Guys
What can I do you for guys?
Table for two? certainly guys.
What would you like to drink guys? May I recommend the Merlot Savginon.
Real ales?? Well guys, we have Deuchars ale, its a real creamy, dark sweet ale.

Here are your drinks guys?
Are you ready to order yet guys?
Kippers and cheese tart? Good choice, good choice.

Any starders guys?
No starders? No sweat guys.

Here are your meals guys, just let me know if you need anything else guys. ENJOY!

Hey guys are you finished? Was everything fine for you guys?

Can I tempt you with our sweets guys?
No? No sweat guys.

The bill? Sure thing guys, sure thing.

I hope everything was sadifagtory for you guys. Catch you layder guys.

[No tip for that fud.]
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:52, 4 replies)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkB5-BHxKZI
( spacefish bong!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:54, closed)

Starder
Just had me laughing. Good arrers!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:17, closed)

I have a customer who says 'mate' a lot.
"Can I have a car from a, mate, to b please mate? Thanks mate, bye mate."
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:22, closed)

Oh God yes!
I have to say "it" when people say "Enjoy" too.
( ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:25, closed)