not corporate cock speak but...
as there's alot of talk about incorrect grammar, when did writing "I would of" instead of "I would have" become acceptable? I know people that actually say this too. Not "would've" but "would of"... in a fucking conversation!!

Riles me the fuck up!
(jedi bastard, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:01, 10 replies)

Talking of riling you the fuck up
I've long thought that "Fuck off" - while an excellent swear - is ... well - just a plain weird thing to say.

"Wank off" or "Shove off" or "Get lost" or "Go to hell" sure, but "Fuck off?"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:04, closed)

my mate
has used the phrase "shit off" instead of "fuck off" as long as I've known him. It's quite weird the first time you hear it but I'm finding myself using it more and more.
(jedi bastard, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:15, closed)

I've been using "Death off" for a while.
It can lead to the little ones at w**k trying to immitate me, however, and some of them have started inserting any old noun in: "Oh pen off, would you?"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:19, closed)

ha ha
pen off. not sure why but that's made me giggle like a loon.
(jedi bastard, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:21, closed)

You mean "a lot of talk"

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:19, closed)

damn you rear admiral
I tried so hard not to make any mistakes in that post. I'm no grammar nazi but knew I'd be jumped on for the slightest mistake.

*shakes fist*
(jedi bastard, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:23, closed)

Excellent
Glad I'm not the only one to be infuriated when people invent new words by pushing two words together.

I think people get confused by the word "allot" (allocate). But "a lot" - meaning "a large amount" - is two words.
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:40, closed)

I wasn't trying to invent a new word...
I agree with you. I just happen to have the typing skills of a fucktard thanks to a liquid lunch.
(jedi bastard, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:47, closed)

"Liquid lunch"
Another phrase that is utter bollocks. Say you're an alcoholic and have done with it.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:15, closed)

I would of...
but peeple keep picking faults in my grammer

;D
(jedi bastard, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:24, closed)