I've waited for this one....
"At the end of the day" So you do nothing all day, instead waiting until just before midnight, then shoehorning every task or conversation in? Twat!

"He turned around and...." Every time I hear it I have images of two people egaged in conversation, bizarrely revolving on the spot.

"Where were you to?" Speaks for itself, not sure if it's just a Devonshire thing or not.

"innit" as in "I was going down the shop innit, and I saw my mate dave innit, and I'm a complete waste or organs, innit"

But the one, the one that drives me freaking mental plagues this entire country........ The use of the 'F' sound in place of 'TH'
What is wrong with you people? It's not 'a regional thing' as people claim, it's LAZINESS, nothing more. I grew up in the same places, went to the same schools with the very same people, I can manage to say the numbber THree without sounding like an infant. There is no acceptable excuse for this. It isn't difficult, you don't have a speech impediment, you're lazy fuckers.
(The Cosmic Fool Became aware that the bird is indeed the word on, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:58, 4 replies)

Three Nelson Mandela!

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:32, closed)

Thunnily enuff,
I was brought up using an 'f' instead of a 'th' and I was remarkably old before I knew there was a difference, although I've adjusted my pronunciation accordingly.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 Apr 2010, 9:31, closed)

Portsmuff
Is really bad for that.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 9:41, closed)

then again
Portsmuff isn't good for much of anything really, is it?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:37, closed)