Assist.
It's a fucking cross!
(Mr G to you , Fathead, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 11:51, 5 replies)

i'm not an assist. some of my best friends are asses
what's all this stuff about crosses?
( spacefish bong!, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 12:17, closed)

Please explain
for the thick.
which for the purposes of this post - is me.
EDIT - got it - its a football thing - and I agree!
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 13:54, closed)

got it
and i have no idea about the beautiful game. jmg would be scornful of me
( spacefish bong!, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 14:23, closed)

if it leads to a goal
it's an assist, whether it was a cross, a defence-splitting pass or a deflection of your arse.

the act itself is indeed a cross, but should a goal be scored from said cross, it is also an assist.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 14:20, closed)

I LIKE SPORTS ME LOL

(syz, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:02, closed)