Not a phrase or word as such but an annoying noise
When Mrs SLVA detected I was at the point of ejaculation, she would ring a little bell. Now if I ask her for hand/oral relief, after 30 seconds or so she'll ring the bell and that'd be that.

6 months of fucking with my mind with her bizarre Pavlov's Cock experiment just because she's a lazy cunt.

It also means I have to leave the pub early because otherwise I spluff my pants when last orders is called.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:59, 5 replies)

Your missus
sounds awesome. I can really appreciate pure, manipulative evil like that.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:23, closed)

what

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:28, closed)

I imagine you need to be quite careful how you celebrate the New Year
If you were in, say, Parliament Square, you could black out from the fluid loss.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:33, closed)

This is surely untrue
and utterly devoid of connection to the question, but nonetheless a work of genius.

*click 'till it breaks*
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:25, closed)

Anita Ward came up with that idea (pun intended...some moaning fucker will probably use 'pun intended' as a QOTW bitch response now).
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:24, closed)