T'internet
Especially when pronounced as one word.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:55, 12 replies)

And what's worse,
some people actually say "The t'internet".
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:27, closed)

Oh be fair now
This goes right back to the old days, when the Internet was actually made out of tin.

It's like saying "record" instead of "mp3", or "That's not me, that's you that is" instead of "your mum".
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:50, closed)

T'hweb
(AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:55, closed)

It's a Peter Kay reference.
This makes it less acceptable, rather than more, to my mind, but there you go.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:00, closed)

I concur

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:09, closed)

It's only like saying

t'egypt and there is nowt wrong wi'that.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:54, closed)

I refuse to call it anything apart from The Information Superhighway.
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( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:09, closed)

Good man - stout fellow.
But might I suggest it's the Main Public Bridalway of Information?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:37, closed)

Or
The Watling Street illumination engine
(unclestinky, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 23:42, closed)

Do you mean bridleway?
A bridalway is probably a church aisle or something.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:54, closed)

Racist.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:38, closed)

What?

(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:04, closed)