Annoying words and phrasesMarketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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We do have names you know.Midwife arrives: I'm here to see Mrs SLVA.
Me: Yes, come in she's through here.
Midwife enters room, "Hello, how is mum today?"
She has a fucking name, and you used it not 20 seconds ago.
Midwife: and how's dad coping?
Me: aarrgghh
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:03,
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but . . .then a woman dressed like a nurse fisted your missus and you totally got to watch , surely her objectifying (sp ?) you both is a small price ?
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horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:22,
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Once you become a parent..... you become a peripheral to your child(ren).
If you aren't already used to it, you soon will be.
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:02,
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As it sets in,you will refer to each other as Mummy and Daddy. Not always in front of the little 'uns too.
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:52,
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