
Marketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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the next person who tells me they have a 'six month anniversary' or similar, is going to experience the deep and life-affirming joy of having me print out, on the largets format plotter i can on very sharp heavy paper, the definition and origins of the word 'anniversary' and permanently and irreversably jam it into their lower sigmoid colon using nitromors as lube.
( , Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:03, 6 replies)

My birthday's the 29th of April, and I celebrate my half-birthday on November 29th when I'm half a year older. I don't expect presents for it; it's just an excuse for me to be lazier than normal and eat more cake.
( , Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:17, closed)

... semianniversary? Sounds more fun than 6-month anniversary anyhow.
( , Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:37, closed)

...is more catchy tho innit?
Half and half on the royalties?
( , Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:39, closed)

...of your Dr telling you you had one month to live would be sort of cool though.
er, no not cool, because basically you're still on borrowed time, maybe there's not a word for it.
( , Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:36, closed)
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