so i do.
this is a phrase which certain of my slack jawed mouth breating relatives use at the end of any one of their boring and pointless statements.

"I love candy floss, so i do." "i think labour have done a great job, so i do" "i like sticking glass jars up my ass and filming my puckering rusty sherrif's badge as my anal sphincter contracts, thereby crushing the jar and pushing shards of glass through my colon which then allows my particularly fragrant brand of ass contents to seep into my abdominal cavity bringing about a slow painful death by septecemia, so i do"

It drives me bananas.

Do they know that what they are saying is so pointless or stupid that they just want at least one person to agree with them? Even if it is themselves.

Are they unsure if their proclemation truly outlines their exact thoughts on the matter, which leads them to try and convince themselves that it does by using this heinous phrase?

Either way, i reckon that the instant removal of a finger or toe nail followed by a liberal sprinkling of salt every time the phrase is used should see it die out quite soon. And if after twenty times they still dont get it we move onto lump hammers and toes. Payback style.

There we go, i feel much better.
(OTT, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:34, 3 replies)

Don't
ever go to Ireland.
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:42, closed)

lol Smale got there before me
... this is actually unavoidable when talking with many Irish people. I'm not even sure they realise they are doing it. I rather like it though :)
(zenmeban thinks the weather could be better, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:24, closed)

My mates mum used it a lot.
She was from N.Ireland but had lived here for over 30 years. Her other favourite phrase was, sweet mother, mary and joseph.....weird but I just used to find it quite quaint. I can imagine hearing every bloody day from mouth breathers would piss you off no end.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:27, closed)