If you've ever been cold called and offered stocks by a "boiler room" (or "spankshop") in Barcelona
Then they were probably using a phone and PC I sold them, on a network I installed - sorry about that.

Mind you, I've got a nice house (€420,000 with €72k left to pay) and car (Accord 2.4 iVtec Executive - paid off) out of it, so I'm fucking laughing.

Length? Depends, you can get the parasites off the phone in seconds if you ask them if Bruce Miller is their boss.
(nobbyd is wanking furiously to industrial grade porn on, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:49, 27 replies)

A Honda Accord?
You sound like a man not to be fucked with.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:07, closed)

or
not to be fucked.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:21, closed)

Just because ...
... they are driven by geriatric twats in the UK doesn't mean it is a shit car. I had 240 kph(ish, I wasn't watching the clock too closely, obviously) out of mine on the way to Lleida from Barcelona, and it fucks off most things at the lights.

Mind you, for work I drive an Opel Combo van, and that will get from 0 to 120 usually in the time it takes to actually get to where I am going
(nobbyd is wanking furiously to industrial grade porn on, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:21, closed)

Oh FFS
*facepalms*
(Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:12, closed)

We have a newfag.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 1:10, closed)

this house...
Does it have a patio with some chairs where you can eat croissants and read the paper?
(europe-who, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:34, closed)

why yes ...
... yes it does.
(nobbyd is wanking furiously to industrial grade porn on, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 18:35, closed)

tee hee hee

( rofl harris, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:50, closed)

Hey, sorry...
You're probably wondering why everyone's talking about Honda Accords.

Basically, there was a QOTW about bullying a while back and someone posted a story about pinning a guy who'd bullied them at school to the wall with a Honda Accord.

Anyone mentioning Honda Accords therefore triggers a string of references to said story.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 22:21, closed)

Ah, right
Saw the QOTW, missed that answer - probably too busy setting up a call centre.

Thanks
(nobbyd is wanking furiously to industrial grade porn on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 6:11, closed)

at least
i know who to hunt down next time they callme at stupid o'clock, Sunday.

Btw - 420k € for a house?! Where? Surely it's a large flat (or even not so large in my case, for a not too dissimilar sum)
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:24, closed)

Does this house have a swimming pool
full of dead leaves and stagnant water?

Because that's the mental image I'm getting...
(dxg, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 18:11, closed)

House
Halfway up a mountain about 45 minutes outside the city. 1250m2 plot, 240m2 of house. Space for a pool, but we've not put one in (yet)
(nobbyd is wanking furiously to industrial grade porn on, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 18:32, closed)

then
420k is reasonable i guess.
Which mountain? south to tarragona, west behind tibidabo or up north?

I've got 360k flat near the Barça stadium, an extra 60+ and i could have a house - nice
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 18:41, closed)

Up North ...
Up to Mataro and turn left. A mate of mine has just bought 3 hectares down on the Ebro Delta with 2 houses on it - €6,000. It appears that roofs weren't included; nor water, electricity, sewerge, easy access from the road etc.
(nobbyd is wanking furiously to industrial grade porn on, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 19:46, closed)

I live in plush skip
And I live on discarded greggs pasties and steal wifi from an o2 shop down the road.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 19:29, closed)

Ohhhh!!!!!
Hark at you!

is your Honda Accord rolling on some 26" chrome rims? because if it ain't, you got no business trying to flash yo bling round here mofo!
( evilamnesiac says fuck you Prince, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 19:33, closed)

It's got a full on junkie killer on the front,
and once he used it to run over Mr T and the page three girls in the back were so turned on with his manliness that they all took it in turns to suck him off.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 19:41, closed)

I'd like to post abuse here
except that I know better than to fuck around with a Honda Accord driver.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 21:18, closed)

I'm incredibly confused here
Because I can't tell which party is winding up and which is being wound up.

(I would have said who is winding up who, but it could easily be whom is winding up whom, who is winding up whom and whom is winding up who and I'd be none the wiser.)

But thanks for finally explaining the damn Honda Accord thing - I thought it was the sickipedia joke that was being referenced.
(Foxinsockssir, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 22:46, closed)

You're welcome...
What's the Sickipedia Joke? I#d assume that's probably referencing the QOTW answer?
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 23:07, closed)

The correct form would be
"who is winding up whom."
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:24, closed)

Cool are you?
Live in Barcelona? Cool are you!!?!?
Have a Honda?! COOL are you?!

You and all your friends, Cool are you?!?!

COOL?! ARE YOU?! WELL ARE YOU?


Ah, I love the fact I have the things in life smugness can't buy.
(PassTheKhat, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 2:48, closed)

Sit down sir
I've examined the notes on your file. I'm afraid it's cancer of the croissant.
( chart cat has an itch, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:20, closed)

That. Is. Award-winning.
Made me laugh like a mong-fool. Brilliant.
Smug-ness should be punished so.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:55, closed)

Dobscrub?
Is that you?
(Meganinja, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:05, closed)

groan
www.instructables.com/id/Convert_your_Honda_Accord_to_run_on_trash/
(dchurch bah, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:18, closed)