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(, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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I lost a watch whilst at a gig a few years ago. Some fucker walked away with a nice little vintage Heuer military chronograph.

I had insured seperately on my home insurance because at the time I was travelling to and from Napoli quite a lot and the camorra liked to zoom up on scooters and snatch things of unsuspecting foreigners.

When I tried to claim they stated I had not asked for said insurance. I wrote a letter to the MD and asked for a copy of the telephone conversation that I had when "not" requesting the additional cover.

They couldn't provide it and sent me a cheque for £850 "without prejudice". My premiums were unaffected as the claim was never processed.
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:43, 8 replies)
I hope there was enough change
to pay for a croissant and the use of a balcony.
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:58, closed)
Serves the bugger right
For driving round with his Honda Accord's windows open.
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:00, closed)
wrong country
for croissants on balconies. Philistine.
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:12, closed)
Smugness sans frontieres

(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:16, closed)
mange tout, brute?

(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:27, closed)
Imagine that this star - * - is you
And the point is

waaaaaaaaaay over here.

See? Missed it completely.
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 19:51, closed)
Can I take this opportunity to apologise
for that the fact I owned a watch and travelled to Italy. Perhaps if I wore a fluffy kitten on my wrist I would be more socially acceptable and not appear to be the louche lounge lizard that I undoubtedly am.
(, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:03, closed)
(, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 12:45, closed)

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