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The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."

Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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I've seen things
you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-Beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. In a fire.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:45, 23 replies)
Yes!

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:31, closed)
This to win.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:00, closed)
^ winnar.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:04, closed)
All you cunts stop encouraging him.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:34, closed)
One should always encourage improvement.
Unless it's spanishfly. We don't want him to improve at noncing.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:50, closed)
A good point.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:52, closed)
!
Boris is alive!
(Audax Victor, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 18:47, closed)
Her, sweeetie
I'm a girl
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:42, closed)
click

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:34, closed)
to anyone worried out there
dont worry sweeeties, i am not gonna die anytime soon., least of all in a



fire

LAIGH8RZ!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:37, closed)
I can't believe it's taken ten days for this quote to make an appearance.
I also can't believe you haven't been immolated, yet.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 8:44, closed)
I hate you

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 12:20, closed)
Baby you're the best

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:57, closed)

Glang! Glang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang! Glang-a-lang... lang-a-lang-a-lang.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:43, closed)

the 'Rings of Akhaten' speech from Dr.Who always reminds me of that Blade Runner scene, has to be a deliberate reference...

.."I have lived a long life, and I have seen a few things.
I walked away from the Last Great Time War.
I marked the passing of the Time Lords.
I saw the birth of the universe and I watched as time ran out, moment by moment, until nothing remained; no time, no space..."
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 18:31, closed)
i'm sorry
i'm so so sorry

*fetches kindling*
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 19:19, closed)

believe give a shit about Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-Beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 20:58, closed)
ask dr carbolic
if he has a spare of pickled onions.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 21:17, closed)

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