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The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."

Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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A man walked into a bar,
with his cock out. "Ouch, what kind of disease causes that?!" piped up a workmate already seated at a table. So it was when one of my workmates found out the other had had two pearls implanted under the skin at the top of his penis to, along with his Prince Albert, "Make it feel better fo our lass...".
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:43, 10 replies)
I tried a similar thing once.
But I got a Prince Edward by accident.
Most awkward threesome ever.
(speedevil, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:30, closed)
i don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:28, closed)
Doesn't 'our lass' normally mean 'daughter' in those northern places?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:31, closed)
no
it's either "our lass" (typically south of the Humber) or "war lass" (typically North of the Humber) - to mean girlfriend or wife
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:55, closed)
Unless it's 'wor lassie', the shepherd's best friend.

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 2:10, closed)
Well I've walked into pubs with my cock out dozens of times
and so has just about everyone I know
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:37, closed)
My local would not allow this.
It's The Cock Inn.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:37, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 16:28, closed)
SOOT AND PORTER!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:46, closed)
It's that detail that gives this story that all important ring of truth.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:42, closed)

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