Things you can't unsee...
The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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One of my anaesthetist colleagues on a recent rotation to gynae theatres:
'There's some sights to be seen in there. There was one lass with flaps like Harry Redknapp's eyelids, for fuck's sake'
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:29,
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Hahahahahahaha
That's got to be the funniest story I think I've ever heard, tell it again
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:57,
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^ with the help of
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 20:35,
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New chevron startin here
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 21:30,
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what happen
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 21:35,
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da fuck?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 21:45,
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just here to create chevron
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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 0:56,
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none of this reads properly now, ruiners
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 0:28,
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CCCHHHVVVVVVVVVRONNNNNNNNN
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 21:49,
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Alright
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 21:49,
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This doesn't make any sense
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 22:31,
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chevron ruining cunt
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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 0:56,
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yer
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 22:19,
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^stunned^
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 21:16,
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I also have a friend who is an anaesthetist, once he was walking past the theatres and some nurse popped out and said 'are you the gynaecologist' and he said 'no but I'll take a look'.
Those anaesthetists are a pretty lolwaki bunch
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:23,
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