
I once stood next to Ian Beale out of EastEnders in the gents' toilets at the BBC. BEAT THAT. Tell us of celebrity encounters that went well, or meetings with the famous that ended up as a complete disaster. (And we'll take it as read you've just made up a "I got touched up by Jimmy Savile" story, OK?)
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( , Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:19)
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i called wayne rooney a cunt.
sadly, i don't think he heard me.
( , Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:19, 8 replies)

because you didn't precede it with the word "mongoloid" as dictated by protocol.
( , Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:28, closed)

as well as being a loud and obnoxious prick all over the club.
( , Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:37, closed)

... over the sound of everyone else in the pub saying the exact same thing."
( , Thu 5 Dec 2013, 22:19, closed)

using the medium of speach. If you had drawn on the walls with your own shit he might have recognised a method of communication that he was comfortable with
( , Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:39, closed)
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