The future Mrs Hewhowalks
On a weekend away in Brighton late summer 1999, girlfriend and I were sitting in a low key restaurant in said town when she suddenly spies Mark and Ricky from EastEnders at a nearby table. The lady is a bit of an EastEnders addict and the next 10 minutes were spent discussing a strategy whereby she could engage in conversation. Her eventual response? Walked over, pulled up a chair from another table, sat herself down between them and decided to grill Mark over weaknesses in plot lines from Grange Hill. Amazingly, she didn't get brushed off straight away ended up chatting away for nearly an hour. But she has got massive tits, and it seems Mr. McCarthy was a bit of a fan of the same.
(hewhowalks -log10 [H+], Fri 6 Dec 2013, 19:56, 13 replies)

Wait wait wait, is this just a flimsy excuse to brag about your birds' tits?
Because that's a bit seedy, online.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 21:18, closed)

^ This.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 21:42, closed)

^^UPSET ONLINE.
The question is, is he upset because
a) the OP has a woman
b) the OP's woman has massive tits
c) he wishes he had massive tits and therefore got attention
d) the only thing massive about him is his chin
( Wanderer, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 22:07, closed)

Whoa, no need to get so wound up, here.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 22:25, closed)

You missed
e) completely misses the irony of suggesting that someone else on the internet is seedy.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 22:45, closed)

Says the man who uses pictures of his kids on a dating site and has a login for a porn site.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 19:30, closed)

Ahh, the old
"Attack me thru my family ploy".
Or at least some incorrect notions you've gleaned by typing a username into google and then trying to bully me about 'cause you think it's fun to try to make people feel insecure by "releasing" RL information about them.
At least you could get it correct in future.
And yes BD, a porn site - guess what I masturbate as well as having regular consensual sex with my wife. I have to be honest here, as a married man who's been married for a long time if I'm in the minority in doing so I'd be quite surprised. Sadly we can't all have strange and bizarre peccadilloes like some of the posters here.

Makes you look like the big, strong man that you imagine yourself to be.

Really.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 0:21, closed)

Crikey, you got defensive quickly.
Ashamed?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 21:24, closed)

Legless Defence.
Really?

Even I didn't think that little of you.

EDIT: Ashamed? No not really. Bit saddened tho that I told you I masturbate regularly and NOT. ONE. PERSON. turned up to call me a wanker.
On b3ta.

Sad times. :[
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 0:25, closed)

NOT UPSET, TROLLING THE TROLLS^^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 19:20, closed)

Oh shut up, tits are great.
Even imaginary ones are better than most other stuff.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 2:16, closed)

I'd like a repeat performance of that time when someone boasted of buying their girlfriend breast implants,
then backed it up with a particularly grotty photo.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 17:19, closed)

I bet his missus is...
…Snugglesacks
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 18:03, closed)