Celebrity Encounters IIII once stood next to Ian Beale out of EastEnders in the gents' toilets at the BBC. BEAT THAT. Tell us of celebrity encounters that went well, or meetings with the famous that ended up as a complete disaster. (And we'll take it as read you've just made up a "I got touched up by Jimmy Savile" story, OK?)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:19)
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oh, i forgot about this one. WORST SPOT EVERa few years ago, we were out celebrating my friend's 30th birthday. at about 1am we ended up at mahiki. one of the tables was free, so we targeted it. the bouncer said there was a £2k minimum spend and you had to reserve it in advance. we persuaded him (well, my model friend in a tiny handkerchief dress persuaded him) that we could use it unless/until a VIP turned up.
10 mins later, we got duly informed that we were being booted off the table for a VIP. oooh. who was it? prince harry? he loves a bit of mahiki action...
..... yeah. turned out it was david gest. DAVID FUCKING GEST. and, in a random shot of surrealism, he was accompanied by 6 dancing thai midgets. they turned up, ordered one of the £850 treasure trove cocktails, danced on the booth for about 10 mins, then fucked off again.
we dived straight back on the table and the untouched £850 goodness, but it was promptly confiscated and we were told to fuck off.
david fucking gest. what a plastic faced prick.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 14:19,
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I see David Gest round York all the time(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 18:16, closed)
no, he spends a lot of time hereEither in the Cedar Court Hotel or just wandering around town. He's meant to be buying a place here as well, might already have done so.
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David Gest's face had it's own career in the 60s as one of the bad aliens on Dr Who.
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