it's my 40th next month
i'm having a party.
that is all.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:30, 18 replies)

40th what?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:56, closed)

intervention

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:09, closed)

phantom pregnancy

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:36, closed)

fuck that
got no kids, don't want any, can't have 'em anyway.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:42, closed)

But You can abuse pics, so all good. Sound like perfect partner.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:40, closed)

wut

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:26, closed)

How is babby formed?

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:40, closed)

We need 10000 dollar for international patent and trademark,market development for us to go in international market.
Our magic stand is the unique in world so far, "ONE FOR ALL" more than 7 application on one stand,so cool it can be used on smart phone,pad,and to camera,actually it's more than this ,you will find it more than a stand. We will use the funds to get the trademark,patent firstly,splendid, if we don't get the entire goal. This is magic stand ,many function ,merit combine in one stand, it's simple ,compact,portable,fashion,multifunction ,it will very valuable to people who able use it in world,so cool.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:42, closed)

God, this sounds like the research proposal I'm putting together.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:51, closed)

They told me I had exclusive rights to the 'Magic Stand' - the fucking fuckers the chinky chonk wankers
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( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:27, closed)

umm......
ok...
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 16:07, closed)

Stone.

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 12:52, closed)

ha! cheeky bugger!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 16:08, closed)

You are in Liverpool right?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:27, closed)

She's moving.
Decision was made about 20 minutes ago.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:48, closed)

for now

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 16:06, closed)

Sorry I can't make it

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:49, closed)

not even with the instruction manual?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 16:07, closed)