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Tell us your biggest successes and most embarrassing failures. Not that we're after new chat-up lines, or anything.

(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:36)
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I went to a b3ta bash in central London and got horrendously drunk on white wine. I was having difficulty finding my way out of the pub let alone to Paddington station and lo, I missed my train. Fortunately help came in the line delivered by fellow b3tan, Captain V. "You can come home with me and stay at my parents' house," he said, and I immediately knew I'd be safe as he lived with his mummy and daddy, and was from Off Topic and therefore gay.

After a lengthy journey back to his home he nobly made up the sofa bed for me, and then, like a true gentleman, wouldn't let me sleep alone. I woke up with a hangover, a massive grin, and a 155 mile walk of shame ahead of me in a broken pair of shoes. Turns out he wasn't gay and his innocent offer of sanctuary involved a family-sized box of condoms and a double duvet.

He lives with me now. We're getting married next year. Ta, b3ta.
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 10:28, 22 replies)
it sickens me to know that someone so cynical can succumb to this "love" thing....
;-)

when are you coming to visit?
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 10:35, closed)
April, apparently.
I have some research workshop to attend in the Uni there.
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:32, closed)
splendid

(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:03, closed)
Sickening
Yep, that's the only word for it.
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:25, closed)
* hands out a sick-bag *

(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:24, closed)
* hands out a sick-bag *

(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:24, closed)
!
Congratulations
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 10:51, closed)
A b3ta wedding!
Should I start shopping for hats now?
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:12, closed)
Yeah, there's a wedding bash.
I suggest a hat with a pirate flavour.
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:48, closed)
if i could find a hat with a pirate flavour...
i'd eat my bloody hat
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:17, closed)
Hats off
to you sir...
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:24, closed)
A pirate wedding bash?
Sounds awesome. Rum abounds, I imagine.
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:25, closed)
I'm going to have to stop booking hotels when I go to B3ta bashes.

(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:38, closed)
Yay!
Good for you!
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:25, closed)
"White Wine"???
Blue Nun more like.

;)
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:28, closed)
Teh Nun would have made an excellent night legendary.

(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:39, closed)
FTW!

(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:14, closed)
SHLEEEEEEEEEEEUUUURRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
*snogs and clicks a-plenty*
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:51, closed)
Hurah!
I for one am glad that you've met that pretty special someone after what you've been through. Have a click and a hug, and another hug for Captain V.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:23, closed)
*sigh*
She's been impersonating T-rexes all weekend. This is not what I signed up for!
(, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:18, closed)
You fucking love it.

(, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:44, closed)
Yay!
Will there be photographers at the wedding ?

You know the rule...
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:48, closed)

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