In the Supermarket:
Place the following on the checkout (in more-or-less this order)
1x bottle Champagne
1x bottle nice white wine
1x flowers
1x posh chocolates
1x pack of candles
various ingerdients for a romantic meal
1x 12 pack of durex
1x KY jelly
1x the biggest, vaguely phallic shaped item of fruit or veg you can lay your hands on
Then watch the cashier's face as they realise what you may have planned for the evening.

*Bonus points for staging a fake phone call as they scan your items, along the lines of "what do you mean you can't make it tonight?!? but....ive just bought all the.... oh never mind"

*Double Bonus points for then asking the cashier if they're free tonight
(Bromley Daz, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:19, 9 replies)

That's one expensive prank right there

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:43, closed)

totally worth it though
:D
( Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:14, closed)

you forgot triple points if they are the same sex as you

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:37, closed)

Butternut Squash
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(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:27, closed)

Great idea
If you really wanted to worry the cashier, an additional great big pointy carving knife might do the trick.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:30, closed)

Yet another one to try...
click

:)
( snee held his breath since, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:33, closed)

This has potential
but needs more, such as:

1 x length of duct tape
1 x roll of black plastic bags
1 x cheese grater
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:49, closed)

This is on my wish-list now.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:35, closed)

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Heading for the nearest supermarket right now!!!!!!!!
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:04, closed)