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Dan Prick tugs our coat and tells us: "I'm enormously middle class, and was once dragged along to a bingo club by a former girlfriend and her mum. It's incredible the fury you can whip up in a room of old biddies winning a fuckton of money and telling them 'This is a load of old shit, really'". Like Pulp's Common People, have you ever tried to act down, or act up?

(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:29)
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Class lead to the break up of a marriage this week.
Paltrow couldn't tolerate Chris's dad's brother, a siamese twin who had made a fortune as a rapper, and wasn't ashamed to flaunt it. That was his conjoined uncle bling.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:06, 25 replies)
Were you dropped on your head by the midwife?

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:07, closed)
Shut the fuck up you mong.

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:21, closed)
Hahahahaha
Excellent typographical violence here.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:53, closed)
It really is a hostile internet place. Next thing people will be giving out people IRL identities.

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:41, closed)
Which one of them do you think was the first to discover their spouse was a vacuous, self-obsessed yet talentless arsehole?
I think it was probably Gwyneth, by a margin of about 2 minutes.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:28, closed)
is there a difference between dr preference and dr shambolic?
if so, what is it?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:11, closed)
1
(Or 3, on a triple word score)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:19, closed)
Shambolic is all piss and vinegar,
Preference is shit puns.

Not convinced that either of them are genuine doctors, though.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:19, closed)
Skagra is the only real DR around here

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:50, closed)
And me.
I'm a doctor of LURVE.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 14:00, closed)
"either ... is", you illiterate goblin

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:55, closed)
I stand corrected.
You is genuine doctors!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:03, closed)
are you one of the thick fat ones?

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:54, closed)
don't you know it's poor form to answer a question with a question?

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 14:04, closed)
what prick taught you that?

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 14:53, closed)
Shambolic is a bitter spastic with a tiny penis
Sorry, what was the question again?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 14:06, closed)

Genuine office lols!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 14:34, closed)
^This

(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:56, closed)
I can't even work out on what this is supposed to be a pun.

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:56, closed)
Neither can I....
...shall we just all call him a spastic, and then nod in a self satisfied kind of way?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:49, closed)
While holding a croissant?

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:50, closed)
You're NOT holding a croissant?

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 18:33, closed)
Conscious separation.
Or whatever phrase Gwyneth is using to avoid the word "divorce".
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 17:02, closed)
Ah, "conjoined uncoupling".
Which just makes it sound like they're Siamese twins who've decided to stop having sex with each other.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 18:08, closed)
That's sounds pretty sexy.

(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:27, closed)

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