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This is a question I don't understand the attraction

Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?

(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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Hairy Guava's, Snatch, Coekie, Flange...
Guarrrrr, Fanny, punani, Kitty, Muff, Poon, Beaver, Box, Coochie and dare I say it... CUNT.

Seriously, I am a chika and I have been told I have a nice 'all of the above' but seriously, I look at it and I reckon its the naffest looking thing and why a man would wanna lick it, suck it, touch it fuck it is all a mystery to me...
(, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:37, 12 replies)
Beaver Feaver
there is no other reason, cept beer goggles but cocks are weird looking things why would you want to stick one of them in your mouth?
(, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:39, closed)
So you realise what you've unleashed onto this here internet thing ?
I am almost lost for words...

Almost - ohh, fuck it. Here's the obligitory: "Well, if you don't think its up to much, I'll give you a free and thorough appraisal", post.

I'm being serious too... I would you know...
(, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:40, closed)
He would.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:43, closed)
I suspect this would involve
at least one or a combination of candle wax, baby oil, mayonnaise, sump oil, whips, chains, rope, pvc, bulldog clips, 9V batteries, 20" mamba's, CAT 5 cabling, empty bottles and possibly small animals given what we have heard from Spanky in the past!
(, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:47, closed)
I don't even have a clunge and I'd be willing to give that a go!
(, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:09, closed)
Sounds like a good weekend to me

Seriously, have tried most of the above
(, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:26, closed)
Biological imperative, sweetheart.
It's built into men that we have to stick our penises in dark, warm and moist places. Unless you happen to be called Humpty in which case...
(, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:18, closed)
I'm a bloke,
so in comparison, my bits are dangly and get in the way. Whereas yours (your sex) is lovely and turns me on. And the reason we like to lick and touch is also because it makes you feel good. (If done to your liking) Now if you didn't like it being touched/licked, that's a different matter entirely.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:33, closed)

Well if you don't want it can I have yours (with mayonnaise)?
(, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:06, closed)
You missed out "Minge"

(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:02, closed)
if they've paid its up to them what they do with it

(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:30, closed)
One of the great problems of our age
is the fact that there is no satisfactory word for ladybits. Every word we have is either too crude (cunt, twat, etc.), too silly (pussy, beaver) or too clinical (VAGINA) to be considered adequate, at least in my opinion.
(, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:22, closed)

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