
Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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What's the point? More than a handful is a waste. As they get older they get lower, ending up swinging around like a couple of saggy ballons filled with tepid water.
( , Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:54, 11 replies)

Big balls!
What's the point? More than a handful is a waste. As they get older they get lower, ending up swinging around like a couple of saggy ballons filled with tepid water
( , Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:57, closed)

there is such a thing as boobs that are too big for tit wanks. If you have a non-porn star cock anyway
( , Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:02, closed)

something are we?
kinda detracts from your smug persona
( , Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:43, closed)

I can say that with a reasonable degree of certainty after having partners in the F to GG range of cup sizes. That's pretty damn busty.
I'd like to say I have a cock worthy of a porn star, but have to admit that actually I have nothing to be ashamed of.
If it doesn't work straddling the chest, try woman on top.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:07, closed)

let me clear it up. I've got nothing against big tits. What I don't like is being mauled by a pair of the fuckers when your getting your jollies on.
A nice pert pair. Pertness equals perfection. I'd show you all a photo of my girlfriends tits so you can see what I mean - but well, you can fuck off.
( , Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:11, closed)
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