
Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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why anyone likes eggs. YOU ARE EATING MENSTRUATION!!!!!! I won't go down on my wife while she's on her period, why the bleeding fuck do I want to eat a scrambled, poached, fried, disgusting period? I don't give a shit what animal,its nasty and I just don't get why anyone would voluntarily eat them. Put them in a cake or brownies and I'm good. But I love milk, cause titties are nice and they only cause joy.
( , Sat 17 Oct 2009, 19:11, 12 replies)

Have you ever actually even seen a picture of a naked woman?
Because you clearly weren't listening in your biology lessons... O_o
/Professor kenny martin
( , Sat 17 Oct 2009, 19:21, closed)

human eggs are tiny - you could fit a dozen or more on the head of a pin (or your brain)
the blood comes from part of the lining of the cervix and primarily 'flushes' the human egg out.
chickens eggs are in comparison millions of times bigger - wrapped in shell and can be forced out by muscular contaction - ie no blood
its just you thats a bit cracked
( , Sat 17 Oct 2009, 19:26, closed)

I was on my girlfriend's phone, without realising.
And failing at trying to raise a smile, without realising.
And being drunker than I realised, without... ...erm... ...realising O_o
( , Sat 17 Oct 2009, 19:32, closed)

The lining of the uterus, dear boy. The cervix is that funny nobbly thing at the very far end of the vagina that feels a little bit like the very end of your nose.
Latin term, Fuckus JadeGoodyus.
( , Sat 17 Oct 2009, 20:14, closed)

i should however point out i have yet to pick bits of shell out of my wifes clopper
yet
( , Sat 17 Oct 2009, 20:44, closed)

...and chickens aren't humans. You don't braise lady thighs in red wine or bread lady breasts and fry til crunchy. I hope. You don't eat lady eggs and you don't go down on chickens, either. It's the crazies out there that anthropomorphisize food animals that make vegetarians all look nuts.
( , Sat 17 Oct 2009, 21:31, closed)

I could eat them every day, honestly. Poached, scrambled, fried, boiled, SO MANY OPTIONS. One of the most versatile, cheap, and most yummy things ever!
I have nothing but good things to say on the subject.
( , Sat 17 Oct 2009, 21:46, closed)

I'm quite happy giving the rainbow kiss. It's a celebration of fertility. You're eating fertility and it's goddamn primal. Well, it is to me anyway and no bird's complained yet. So, fuck y'all ya bunch of prissy prima donnas. Life force/blood- fuckin' great :)
Yum yum.
( , Sat 17 Oct 2009, 22:44, closed)

Not my cup of tea (Redbush?) but I see where you're coming from
( , Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:58, closed)
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