a very public apology
Ah busted it is then.

A short lived experiment and very childish behaviour I fully admit. My most sincere apologies to anyone I may have offended but my most sincere grovelling has to go to bex – a shocking abuse of her trust and good nature. I am as she says a twat.

People running around going ‘your mum’ and calling everyone a cunt is hardly a shocker here. But of course if I’m wrong and anyone is genuinely offended by a thoroughly obnoxious persona intent on being a complete prick then again I do apologise.

It was fun for a while. I did make it clear from the offset I was a regular intent on mischief (I’m not the first or the last). I put enough of my usual witterings in there to make it blisteringly obvious and bex to her credit spotted that pretty quickly. I have to bow to the fact bex had the instinct it was me so it’s only fair she outs me proper.

I’ve posted on here as myself for nearly five years I think by now it’s pretty clear I’m probably only a level 4 cunt (assuming talk is at least 9).

If bex is not happy to accept my full apology then I will take my sorry self and go away for good. (I can hardly sign up and post as someone else I’m clearly rubbish at it) I have to concede I’d miss the place but if asked to leave I will.

If I grovel any further I’ll be part cunt, part rug. but i am very sorry indeed.

Oh and al – I’m not pretentious. I’m pretentious & condescending.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:37, 24 replies)

I'm relatively new around here
but whatever you have said I forgive you.
Also going off in a huff from an interspaz forum is a bit ..well spazy

Oh and in the short time Ive been using this site I have come to the conclusion that talk/ is fucking odd.
( bane, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:48, closed)

oh im not going off in a huff
i'm offering to do the right thing

i was pretty shitty with beckyjsbx trust
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:51, closed)

If this is what I was thinking about
I think there were a few people got offended, but to me it just seemed like someone out of talk had just calmed down a bit and clicked on the wrong board.

Wouldn't this have been more apt for the childish things QOTW? :P

It's not nice to be mean, but hey. What's done is done, right? :)
(TheHBoxster is probably playing Beatles Rock Band on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:03, closed)

i was posting as flidmong parade
deliberately trying to be as derek and clive horrible as i could

and i got busted by pushing my luck

fair cop as they say
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:06, closed)

Derek and Clive

You are forgiven, as they are great.
(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:16, closed)

Um
I forgive you.
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:22, closed)

thanks kitty

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:41, closed)

Actuallly...
I read some of flidmong's posts ... they weren't funny at all.

I thought 'oh well, another board has been infiltrated by the arsehole brigade' and considered ignoring his posts.

Apologies are one thing, but why did you feel the need to post like that in the first place? Boredom? Jealousy? Inner arsehole?

Maybe you should just quit posting here.....
(El Fandango carved a big EF onto his nemesis' doublet on .., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:06, closed)

i never said they were funny
they were intended to be so dreadful they could only be taken as the words of a terrible cunt

i made that clear

i had my reasons. but this isnt sunday school so ease it back.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:12, closed)

Muppet
You silly sausage. Caught.
(Teamspunk Is putting the spunk in steampunk, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 3:15, closed)

Shit spimf ...
Looks like you've got too much time on your hands.
(Que?, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 4:10, closed)

It's a shame
you felt the need to be such a dick, but it's over now. Don't be a dick in the future. Simple.
(sar "though she be but little she is fierce", Thu 22 Oct 2009, 6:08, closed)

Get a blog or something...
...you attention seeking saddo. This place is about answering the question, not 'personal confessions' nobody is interested in.
(Horns, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:58, closed)

This place is also about community.
He's been stomping around here with a meat puppet acting the twat and probably pissing a fair few people off in the process. If he wants to apologise for that, he can. There's many people who'll obviously appreciate it more than you.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:30, closed)

I certainly appreciate it.
And I hope he stops dicking about and starts being funny again.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:07, closed)

Silly boy
But seriously, who cares? It was just boring, rather than harmful, and the genuine Spimfyness would be missed. Stick around.
(Sammyhaswoefullyneglectedyou, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:58, closed)

Oh for fuck's sake

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:33, closed)

I'll forgive you IF
You buy me a beer or 5 next time one of us is in the other's vicinity.

For whatever it is you're supposed to have done.

For what it's worth, I'm condescending too. And I genuinely liked the line about the head dobber. Made me giggle. I also think it would be a shame if you disappeared.
(David CopAFeel Used to be The_Elcat - Spouting crap since 1970., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:54, closed)

What happened?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:02, closed)

spimf was a twat

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:17, closed)

I think I've managed to piece together what happened
2nd account created to abuse people with. For shame.

If I'm honest though Spimf I do look forward to your hilarious ramblings every week so it'd be a shame if you had to go. Of course my taking on this is probably influenced by the fact that I don't know what was said or indeed how severe it was.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:12, closed)

Oh really?
What a terrible disappointment and shame it was you typing those fucking horrible words.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:56, closed)

woah
slow down - i can still be a cunt

so long as im upfront that its me

mmkay
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:50, closed)

Meh
I'm sure everyone you ticked off has had worse. I enjoyed some of your cuntiness, quite funny. I say good job, some of them got clickies from me, including this'un here.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:21, closed)