My top 10 Common
1. Numero uno in my books, talking while chewing gum, double points if you have your mouth open and 'plap' loudly.

2. 'Red sauce'

3. Personalised number plates.

4. Stupidly spelled kid's names i.e. Caighlieeegh or Kevvinnn.Any kid named Chantelle.

5. GOING TO THE SHOPS IN YOUR SLIPPERS? YOU ARE SCUM.

6. Women who smoke roll-ups. Slag tags and muffin tops. Ugg Boots.

7. Asda and Argos

8. Too much Jewellery. Less is more.

9. Anyone who rents a villa.

10. 'Serviette'
(kilt101, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:46, 12 replies)

6.
Hear hear. Also known as the 'tramp stamp'.
(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:48, closed)

oh dear
My girlfriend has a tramp stamp. But she speaks all posh and that.
Oh but I went to Argos today. Tits :S
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:32, closed)

if i so choose to shop in my slippers
it is because i am old and forgetful, not common

so fuck off
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:14, closed)

point 7
i have been a former employee of both of these fine(?) establishments, just because i sold lizzie duke soveriegns to these people does not mean im common does it??

or maybe it does
(jenko83, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:20, closed)

I went all the way into town in my star wars slippers once
while shopping with my mum, before she noticed and told me. I was 7.

I also shop at Asda, coz they're cheap

From all this, I can deduce that you are a twat.
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:21, closed)

What's wrong
with women smoking roll ups?!
(rosie-pie, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:27, closed)

hmm
theres something about ugg boots though

i just want to grab them and ra...

sorry - i havent seen my wife for 6 weeks

sorry
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:48, closed)

perhaps
you should change your sig to say "is best described as "frisky""
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:38, closed)

Yes
I agree.

But... I do like my tomato ketchup but only if it's Heinz. I don't ever call it 'Red Sauce' so I might just dodge that bullet
(Bad_Dogg, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:57, closed)

hiring, or renting
a villa isn't that common to be fair, i done it a few years back at enormous expense, but it was nice having your own swimming pool and diving in butt naked...which i only done once because it slammed by nutsack about a bit too much..

hiring a studio in Kos for a week, or Shagaluf would be infinitely more common.

In fact booking any 7 night holiday in the £100 to £200 price range is very common
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:31, closed)

going shopping in your slippers
usually means you haven't realised you're wearing them.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:16, closed)

But...
... Argos catalogues are the Laminated Book of Dreams.
(Meya, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:10, closed)